Werner Heisenberg Nerd Humor

I love nerd jokes. I was having a serious moment in front of my computer when a Google chat window popped up from a friend (who asked to remain anonymous – presumably because of his nerd shyness) with the following joke:

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over.

The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?”

Heisenberg says “No, but i know exactly where i am.”

This will have extra appeal to my fraternity brothers from ADP @ MIT because we made endless fun of Pierre Chao saying “I know where we are” when in fact he didn’t.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programming.