Wither Radio Shack

Is it “whither” or “wither?”  I guess you’ll have to read the Onion article titled Even CEO Can’t Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business to determine which it is (hint – both?)  I’m not a daily reader of The Onion – I rely on my friend Dave (who I think reads it cover to cover – or “every page” in webspeak) to send me the ones that will make me laugh.  This article is a perfect description of the anacronism that is RadioShack.  (Thanks Amy, Maureen, and Dave for the editorial, grammatical, and content help.)  And thanks RadioShack for all of those gold tipped cables and wide array of battery choices.