All wrong Brad, all wrong.

Go back to school over at Silicon Valley Insider – master publisher of lists that matter.

What you will learn is never to reveal more than 2 or 3 items on your list.

Pictures of course. Perhaps of your office space – or the mailbox where written business plans used to get dropped off.

Then each item on the list has to be revealed using another click – which conveniently changes the ads and increases page count. Helps with the search engines as well.

Hopefully, by the time you get around to posting your top 13 predictions for 2012 (prime and part of a Fibonacci sequence, plus a bakers dozen – 1 more than 12 for 2012, you get it?) you will have mastered these techniques and might just make something of this little hobby of yours!

Grinch!

I agree for the most past they can be silly. I kept a top 10 albums of the year for the first time. The list is – whatever, who cares, though I will say the actual process of keeping and maintaing that list was very enjoyable for me personally.

Boo.

Boring list.

Here you go, Brad. This Top 10 list in handy, 140-character Twitter format:

Top 10 Reasons Top 10 Lists Suck: boring, bias, lame vocab, fun w/ #s, !GOOG, !ZNGA, Jobs hates them, SOPA sux, no spoon, not twitterrific