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Werner Heisenberg Nerd Humor

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I love nerd jokes. I was having a serious moment in front of my computer when a Google chat window popped up from a friend (who asked to remain anonymous – presumably because of his nerd shyness) with the following joke:

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over.

The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?”

Heisenberg says “No, but i know exactly where i am.”

This will have extra appeal to my fraternity brothers from ADP @ MIT because we made endless fun of Pierre Chao saying “I know where we are” when in fact he didn’t.

You can now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

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  • http://twitter.com/nathanameye nathan_ameye

    I lol’d. Thanks, perfect timing :)

  • http://jackdempsey.me Jack Dempsey

    Well played. 

  • http://twitter.com/CamiloALopez Camilo Lopez

    Someone  needs to make a shirt out of it! I enjoyed it! Thanks!

  • http://stevenhb.myopenid.com/ StevenHB

    I know 649 girls in this area code!

    To be fair, Pierre was pretty smashed at the time.

  • Awellsbarron

    How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one but the lightbulb has gotta want to change.

  • David Albert, MD

    Another take on the same joke. An ER Physician asks old Werner Heisenberg when he is brought in for  wandering down the street, looking confused. Physician, “Sir do you know where you are now?” Heisenberg, “No, but I know exactly how fast I am moving.”

  • DaveJ

    When asked what color his new car was, Kevin Ossler said it was blue when heading toward you, and red when heading away.

  • Anonymous

    Hah, nice :)

  • http://www.customessays.co.uk/dissertation.php dissertations

    haha))
    i know exactly where i am (c)this is main! ))

  • http://sco.tt Scott Yates

    My favorite gag in this category (geek humor related to driving) is the all-red bumper sticker that reads: “If this bumper sticker looks blue you’re driving too fast.”

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