NPR had a magnificent segment on the new Star Wars Family of Home Health Care Products for all you veteran Star Wars fans.  The product line includes:

• Jedi-nase – attack your seasonal allergies at the speed of light
• Grow-bacca – full body wookie hair
• Oil of Yoda Anti-Aging Wrinkle Cream – “Wrinkles have I, not anymore.  Buy you this now.”
• R2D2ED – for erectile dysfunction to help the force be with you for up to four hours

and many more, including the Skywalker Walker.