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July 11, 2005 6:12 PM

Thank God I Don't Have Kids

I don’t have to deal with this shit.  If I had a kid, he’d sound like Oskar in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: “Succostash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!”  Or maybe my non-existent son (or daughter) would regularly say “Hey Dad – go shit in a fucking hat.”

Thanks Steve.  And Dad – thanks for teaching me how to swear like a Texan.

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COMMENTS (6)

I was Word Processing Operator, II worked for Oklahoma Children's Hospital in (Child Study Center.) But it was all doctors women and very few men. I have heard a lot of men do not want any children until my ex-husband went to college and became bachleor with other woman and left me when I was 27 years of age. Right now, I'm 59 years of age! Goes by very fast. It was hard to find the right man who I love but I still have long, long time old boyfriend who lives in OKC area, while I moved to Watonga, OK in 6 yrs. ago.
Thank you. LML

L. Maria Long , August 22, 2005 7:30 PM

Yeah, I second that. Thank God I don't have kids either. I can't afford them. In fact, I can't even afford myself. It's tough out there. Society expects us to breed children, but doesn't want to give us any support to raise them. I don't see how anyone can do it unless they are born rich, are a doctor, lawyer or sports celebrity. No thanks. And it's not because I dislike them. It's economic. I like some kids, but it's out of my reach. Maybe one day it's in my future, but sure as heck not now.

Joe , November 3, 2005 12:04 PM

I used to want kids until I read a book shortly after getting married called 'The Baby Trap' in the 70s by Ellen Peck. I read it twice and afterwards, I decided she was right! I've never regretted not having kids one bit! Children are expensive and if it takes two to make a living, who's raising the children? It's showing that there are many two-income households since the kids have no manners. It's all about daycare and babysitters. No thanks I can't miss what I've never had! My marriage ended shortly after it began and I continue to be happily single and wonderfully 'child-free', my car's paid for and I only have my mortgage! Glad I didn't fall into the Baby Trap like many of the others when the 'gullibles' fell for the "you can have it all, a career and a family too" garbage! Who is pushing mommyhood - PARUNTS, of course. Gurls grow up glassy-eyed thinking, I'll just have a baby, that'll make him love me. I just gotta have a baby. When nothing could be further from the truth. Now that many parents are divorced, those gullibles are truly finding that they really do "have it all"! Better them than me!

Tammy , April 15, 2006 2:59 AM

I feel sorry for the disgruntled adults who think that being a parent is a trap. The love I feel for my 10 month old son is a love I could never explain and/or never felt in my life. My husband and I are closer and our love has two-folded. We are kids again. Loving life and seeing everything for the first time again. My life has not become a 'Baby Trap', in fact it has freed me from the hustle and bustle of adulthood. Granted I have major responsibilities but I do not regret a thing. My husband and I decided to make sacrifices and I do not work. We are making it work and being creative.
My point to this whole response is I think a lot of you are sour for losing your spouses to divorce and you are really missing out on TRUE LOVE that comes from nothing else but a baby. Sorry you feel the way you do.

Kelly , April 19, 2006 5:42 PM

Kelly, my mother died when I was a small child, my dad remarried a woman who had a daughter 18 months older than I. She showed preference to her, leaving me, a first born (of 2) out in the cold. Needless to say, mine was not a happy childhood since my mother's death. I decided that I wouldn't make a good mother (whatever that means) and I have no regrets. Others hate me, are jealous since I am a brat-free single and free to do as I please. No I'm not bitter over my divorce, I didn't, and still don't want to be, married.

Tammy , July 14, 2006 5:02 AM

This 37 year old male, never married, no brats, has dated and continues to date sexy single women. Coming home to a nice quiet home, with three cars in the driveway and NO DRAMA, is heaven! I can't imagine sharing my bed or my space, much less changing a shitty diaper! GROSS! Have fun parents - see you in Rome, London, or maybe Paris... oops, sorry forgot, YOU CAN AFFORD TO TRAVEL! ;)

Jason , December 19, 2006 7:31 PM

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