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NPR had a magnificent segment on the new Star Wars Family of Home Health Care Products for all you veteran Star Wars fans. The product line includes:
- Jedi-nase – attack your seasonal allergies at the speed of light
- Grow-bacca – full body wookie hair
- Oil of Yoda Anti-Aging Wrinkle Cream – “Wrinkles have I, not anymore. Buy you this now.”
- R2D2ED – for erectile dysfunction to help the force be with you for up to four hours
and many more, including the Skywalker Walker.